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Why did princess Diana cross the Road

Because she wasnt wearing a seatbelt

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1. Why didn't the alcoholic become a comedian?

He couldn't standup.

2. I used to be a banker…

…but I lost interest.

3. My friend keeps saying, “Cheer up, man. It could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well.

4. My spaghetti is teasing me.

It’s pretty saucy.

5. Name change

Old man goes to the judge to get his name changed. Judge asks for the reason for it. Old man: "I'm old, I can't keep up with the name anymore." Judge: "And what is your name?" Old man: "John Hastings." Judge: "And what name would you rather have?" Old man: "John Relaxings."

6. NSFW My kids told me how funny I am and they laugh at my jokes and tell me I should do stand up

But none of them survived because they dried up in a towel. I appreciate the support tho guys; better luck to your siblings 😩

7. I can’t believe the Dallas stars beat the avalanche

On second thought it makes sense, Texas has more ICE than Colorado these days

8. Another Chuck Norris Fact

Sorry to say that Chuck Norris doesn't perform all his own stunts. He has doubles for all his crying parts.

9. What kind of tea looks great on walls?

Graffi-tea

10. What kind of tea drives you crazy?

Insani-tea

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